For my beautiful friend. (Shaimaa Ahmed)

Gathered here with my family

…My neighbours and my friends

Standing firm together against oppression holding hands

It doesn’t matter where you’re from

Or if you’re young, old, women or man

We’re here for the same reason; we want to take back our land

Oh God thank you

For giving us the strength to hold on

And now we’re here together

Calling you for freedom, freedom

We know you can hear our call ooh

We’re calling for freedom, fighting for freedom

We know you won’t let us fall oh

We know you’re here with us

No more being prisoners in our homes

No more being afraid to talk

Our dream is just to be free, just to be free

Now when we’ve taking our first step

Towards a life of complete freedom

We can see our dream getting closer and closer, we’re almost there

Oh God thank you

For giving us the strength to hold on

And now we’re here together

Calling you for freedom, freedom

We know you can hear our call ooh

We’re calling for freedom, fighting for freedom

We know you won’t let us fall oh

We know you’re here with us

I can feel the pride in the air

And it makes me strong to see everyone

Standing together holding hands in unity

Shouting out load demanding their right for freedom

This is it and we’re not backing of

Oh God we know you hear our call

And we’re calling you for freedom, freedom

We know you can hear our call ooh

We’re calling for freedom, calling for freedom

We know you won’t let us fall oh

We know you’re here with us

How To Make A Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father 
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic!
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Funny story for you my dear:

First Job

"A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot.

One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot."

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.

The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those as*!#!es at Home Depot ever deliver the fu*#'ng sheet rock..."